10 Random Poker Quotes

Fish don't eat Nutz!
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
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In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm