10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.