10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Welcome to kicker school