10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.