10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.