10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is for loners.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm