10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe