10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Welcome to kicker school
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers