10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
It's Free To Fold...
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.