10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fold and live to fold again
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus