10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier