10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.