10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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