10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."