10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Welcome to kicker school