10 Random Poker Quotes

Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson