10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"