10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright