10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.