10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for loners.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.