10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus