10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi