10 Random Poker Quotes

If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.