10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson