10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.