10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson