10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet