10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.