10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)