10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..