10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts