10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson