10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Welcome to kicker school
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003