10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com