10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.