10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.