10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..