10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."