10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss