10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "No river, no fish."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---