10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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