10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.