10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"