10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Welcome to kicker school
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.