10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen