10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP