10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.