10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker