10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.