10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.